Why does the dorm hallway always get at least 50 degrees colder I leave the bathroom. No, don’t bring that thermodynamics crap on me. The dorm is conspiring against me. I just know it. Forcing me to quickly waddle down the corridor like a fool.
If I fucked a mermaid, would that give me merm-AIDS? LOLOLOL. it sucks when you think of something moderately clever, google it, and realize someone already came up with it.
Drake proceeded to perform at Nova yesterday. I proceeded to not give a fuck. Then found satisfaction in telling people that i didn’t give a fuck. Eventually I just transformed into a tool. After that I started to regret not seeing the concert.
Sometimes when I think of or find something that I want to post, I have an internal debate whether I should post it on Facebook, Twitter, or Tumblr. Then I look out and window and see people enjoying the outdoors and I feel stupid. I decided that this musing would be best on Tumblr.
Why does having two framed pieces of glass in front of someone’s face make them look 100x better looking? I should get a job in the library. its like glasses orgies in here.